The Big 100 List

  1. Graduate with a Bachelors
  2. Graduate with a Masters (or comparable degree)
  3. Taste escargot
  4. Go skydiving
  5. Get married
  6. Spawn at least one adorable perfect fantastic kidderoo
  7. Be a member of a neurological research team
  8. Visit New Zealand, walk the trail to Mordor *snicker*
  9. Hold a human brain
  10. Be hypnotized
  11. Learn how to swing dance
  12. Learn how to play a song on the guitar
  13. Buy a car
  14. Pet a tiger
  15. Buy a really nice camera and learn how to use it
  16. Buy a laptop
  17. Drive an Aston Martin
  18. Snorkel
  19. See all 50 states
  20. Shake a General Authority’s hand
  21. Throw some shrimp on an actual Australian barbie
  22. Fly an airplane
  23. Do a round-off back handspring
  24. Learn to speak a second language fluently
  25. Go on a cruise
  26. Go surfing
  27. Ride in a hot-air balloon
  28. Have $10,000 in savings
  29. Go to a professional sports game
  30. Go to an independent film festival
  31. Sing with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  32. Hike a slot canyon
  33. Visit the Warren Anatomical Medical Museum at Harvard and see the Phineas Gage skull
  34. Learn to water ski
  35. Parasail
  36. Ride the world’s scariest roller coaster
  37. Learn to play the cello
  38. Ride an elephant
  39. Ride a galloping horse
  40. See a Broadway play
  41. Skinnydip
  42. Get a pedicure
  43. Play in a rock band
  44. Invent an ice cream flavor (or have one dedicated to me)
  45. Recite the alphabet backwards in less than 10 seconds
  46. Shoot an animal and eat it
  47. Buy stock
  48. Get a professional massage
  49. Dunk a basketball
  50. Tie a cherry stem in a knot in my mouth
  51. Go hang gliding
  52. Go shopping on Black Friday
  53. Pose by the police box in Crich Tramway Village
  54. Visit the Oregon Vortex
  55. Go snow-shoeing
  56. Finish a corn maze without cheating
  57. Try chocolate-covered ants
  58. Save someone’s life
  59. Visit a pub in Ireland during a football game
  60. Own a washer and dryer
  61. Drive on the Autobahn, preferably in my Aston
  62. Name a star
  63. Visit Stratford-on-Avon, read a sonnet aloud
  64. Walk up the beach with a metal detector
  65. Go scuba diving
  66. Open an oyster to find a pearl (for reals, not at that jewelry shop in Vegas)
  67. Ride a motorcycle down Route 66
  68. Ride a double-decker bus
  69. Own a pair of Leboutin heels
  70. Eat cannoli in Venice
  71. Be adopted into a Maori tribe
  72. Get lucky in Kentucky *wink*
  73. Go moonlight sailing
  74. Zipline
  75. Perfect my spin-kick
  76. Take a backpacking trip
  77. Ride in a helicopter
  78. Meet a celebrity
  79. Write a book
  80. Make a house of cards
  81. Be recorded on a cd
  82. Visit Jerusalem
  83. Astound someone
  84. Learn to crochet
  85. See a page from an original Gutenberg Bible
  86. Go kayaking and/or white-water rafting
  87. Fake a marriage proposal
  88. Own a business
  89. Hold a monkey
  90. Learn all the words to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”
  91. Throw non-ghetto pottery
  92. Buy a house
  93. Be in the audience during a talk or game show
  94. Play a slot machine
  95. Go on a mission with CK
  96. Walk on the SkyWalk
  97. Tour Paris
  98. Toss pizza dough
  99. Go to a temple open house
  100. Live to be 83, so Wonder Woman will be 103, and Angel will be 69, and we’ll all three sit on our rocking chairs and laugh and laugh and laugh…

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